"He was telling her about some pro football game he'd seen that afternoon. He gave her every single goddamn play in the whole game -- I'm not kidding. He was the most boring guy I ever listened to. And you could tell his date wasn't even interested in the goddamn game, but she was even funnier-looking than he was, so I guess she had to listen. Real ugly girls have it tough. I feel so sorry for them sometimes. Sometimes I can't even look at them, especially when they're with some dopey guy that's telling them all about a goddamn football game. But to hell with it, they're your goddamn parents."
-- J.D. Salinger